Caught flirting?

Hypothetical situation: You are at a party with your boyfriend. While he’s chatting with some of his friends, you start talking to a handsome guy, and you quickly realise he’s flirting with you.

You turn around, and find your boyfriend has been watching you for the last few minutes silently. Now, how will he react?

The answer lies in his sun sign.

Aries – will give you a resounding slap that will probably knock you down and storm off home – but will forgive you tomorrow.

Taurus – will quietly leave along with you, and make you regret the day you were born all the way home, and will lock you out for a week.

Gemini – will join you, tear the competition apart with sarcasm, and then go flirt with someone else.

Cancer – will burst into tears and go home to his mother.

Leo – will throw his drink in your face, and create a scene that will be guaranteed to be recorded on somebody’s cameraphone and turn up on youtube in your office.

Virgo – will just vanish and you won’t even realise it. It’ll take you months to be able to talk to him again.

Libra – will smile and act normal. And will make a little note in his mental notebook – he’s allowed to flirt and more… with somebody else next time to balance.

Scorpio – will also leave quietly, but will cut the brake wire in your car while going.

Sagittarius – may not notice you were flirting at all – lucky you – but will explode like a hand grenade if he catches on. And will dump you instantly.

Capricorn – will watch in silence until you wet your pants with guilt, and make you buy an Apple laptop to make up.

Aquarius – will become best friends with the boy. And no, it’s not leading up to a threesome – you will get sidelined while they discuss global warming.

Pisces – will become depressed and sit in morose silence for the rest of the party, refusing to dance, speak, or leave. Good chance of him getting weepy-drunk as well, and re-evaluating your whole future life together.

Now that you know what to expect – go ahead and go wild! Just remember – you’ve been forewarned…

Source: idiva.com